An Escapekit is a ticket from job to job in the industry I work in. Join me on my journey to find work that I wish I put in my kit and share the work you put in yours.
So You’re Dating a Designer? Ten Things You Need to Know.
Melbourne-based creative studio Yoke recently came out with a hilarious series for anyone who’s dating a designer. Check out the list below.
They are always right
You may think it will be fun to re-decorate your living room with the help of your designer partner, but you’re wrong. It’s not fun. Not unless you are familiar with pantones, rules of aesthetics and tungsten lighting. Forget mixing your Mexicali rug with a French provincial coffee table, it’s just not going to happen. It goes against the theme, babe.
Ditch Microsoft Word. And Publisher. And PowerPoint.
They will scoff at your use of comic sans and appear frustrated when you don’t understand the importance of good kerning. They will take to the formatting of your resume with a hatchet, and the outcome will be spectacularly more professional than your best suit.
They don’t keep office hours
Some days it may seem like they spend hours sourcing GoT memes and sending you links to puppies falling asleep, while other nights you go to bed alone and are woken at 12 am by cold computer hands. It all comes down to good versus evil clients and deadlines. But you can’t say they aren’t proud of their work, you’d be hard pressed to find a designer willing to hand in something sub-par just to make it home in time for Survivor.
They speak another language
It’s called ‘Adobe’, and you will never understand it.
They freaking love fonts
If your designer is unusually happy today it’s probably because they just stumbled across a bunch of boutique fonts. And they are freaking out. At one stage they may even try to make you watch a documentary on Helvetica. This is normally the point in the relationship where you re-evaluate your life choices.
You’re living with a geek
You’re going to have to come to terms with this. They will geek out over the new iOS home screen and you will notunderstand why, especially when you’re yelling for them to come upstairs and help you update your laptop because for some reason all your contacts have disappeared.
Gift shopping sucks
It truly sucks. Sometimes you may even resort to typing “stuff designers like” and “birthday presents for designers” into Google in the hope that something amazing and costing approximately $80 (with shipping included) will pop up on your screen. It never happens and nothing will ever be cool/clever enough.
Your wedding invites will be awesome
Think of how amazing they will look. Think of how jealous your friends will be when they go to choose their own sucky wedding cards out of the catalogue at the printing store, or worse – order them online. Revel in your own, perfect, custom-made save-the-dates, invites and thank-you cards while you can.
Two is always better than one
If you don’t have two computer screens, you’re an amateur. You don’t have a rechargeable mouse? You’re unprepared.
Form over function
This fact mainly applies to buying groceries and choosing books. Who would buy that carton of milk when thiscarton of milk is matte with raised lettering. You think it feels like Braille, and are pretty certain it’s milk for a blind person, but they seem to dig it. Who cares that it costs an extra $4.50?
Honest Slogans Round 2
They’re back with a new batch of funny, tongue-in-cheek slogans that reveal the hidden truths behind logos from well-known American brands.
A collaboration between two designers, Eliza Cerdeiros and Lauren Machlica, who both have a passion for hand lettered type and paper goods.
Photographer Romain Laurent challenged himself to create a looped animated portrait each week since last September. Above are my favourites but you can check out the rest on his tumblr.
Best mock ad ever. Visual effects studio Cinesite produced this crazy-good mock commercial as a way to show off its creature animation skills.
The Truth in Advertising
It’s amazing how old this video is and still relevant.
Thou Shalt Not Poop
The Cathedral Church of Saint John the Divine wanted dog-owners to keep their dogs off the cathedral’s lawn, and they employed multidisciplinary design firm Pentagram to help them do this politely and in a churchly manner.
‘PooPourri’, For Odorless Pooping In Public
Perfumes and air fresheners don’t quite work all the time, and bath products company Paxton Creek knows this well. They created ‘Poo~Pourri’, a toilet deodorizer that is “proven to trap those embarrassing odors at the source… and save your relationships”. I’ll let them explain how it works.
Rooster production house teamed up with Leo Burnett to create the cock calendar. The calendar is used as a promotion piece and was sent to creative agencies within Toronto.
Designer Phil Jones creates lost signs in his spare time.
Texa - Sneezing sucks
Texa Allergy is an over the counter antihistamine. Because there are times that you really just can’t afford to sneeze.
Venezuelan graphic designer Pablo Iranzo’s simply takes black and white photos of famous musicians and illustrates cartoon-like, neon colored vomit spewing from their mouths.
KEKEMELODI STUTTERING THERAPY CLASSES
Advertising agency DDB&Co Istanbul has created a trio of funny print ads for Kekemelodi Stuttering Classes that shows how stuttering can lead to potentially embarrassing situations.
"When you see the logo, you know it’s funny.”
Advertising Agency: Grey, Buenos Aires, Argentina
Chief Creative Officer: Lucas Panizza
Creative Director: Hernan Kritzer, Lisandro Cardozo
Copywriter: Daniel Arango
Art Director: Carlos Mendez, Ariel Chiesa
Illustrator: Carlos Baragli
Account Supervisor: Florencia Pereyra
Typographic Seinfeld Posters
Sign-feld is a fun little shop on Etsy selling typographic prints inspired by the iconic TV show.